Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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