READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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