How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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