i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You were trust falling into bushes
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Randomize
