What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Randomize
