i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Randomize
