how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Randomize
