Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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