: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
being pregnant is like rehab
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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