plz talk dirty to me
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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