I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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