my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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