He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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