he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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