Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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