Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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