Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
He felt like a one man threesome
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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