I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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