So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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