i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Quick, to the slutcave!
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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