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he told me I talked like a deaf person
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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