Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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