We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
