was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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