no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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