My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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