After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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