We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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