Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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