its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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