I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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