OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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