names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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