And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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