"it" just moved
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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