That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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