Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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