I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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