Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
We're too hungover to prance.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
