Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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