So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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