He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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