did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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