sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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