I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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