I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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