if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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