I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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