Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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