I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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